BANDIT: I promise not to sleep on the clean, warm laundry.
CASEY: I promise to put a warm towel on top of Bandit's box every laundry day. (This requires letting a towel tumble in the dryer for about 10 minutes)
BANDIT: I promise not to jump on the counters while mom is cooking.
CASEY: I promise to let Bandit sit on top of the washing machine (which is right next to the counter, but at least she is out of my way)
BANDIT: I promise not to drink out of the puppy's water dish. (It is plastic, and gives me kitty acne)
CASEY: I promise to leave a small drip in the bathroom sink. (doesn't help, she still drinks from the puppy's dish when she thinks I'm not looking. She does have her own bowl.)
BANDIT: I promise not to shred the toilet paper in the middle of the night.
CASEY: I promise not to squirt you with the water bottle every time you head for the bathroom. (I just gave up on this and put the TP on the window ledge.)
BANDIT: I promise not to stick my paw in mom's plate when she is eating in the living room. (Isn't that what the dining room is for?)
CASEY: I promise not to slap Bandit's paw with the back of my fork. (She tried to help herself one day, and I popped her with my fork. She has never done it since, but I do sneak her little bits of food when the puppy isn't looking.)
BANDIT: I promise stay in the house. (There are skunks out there and I don't like them.)
CASEY: I promise to arrange the furniture so Bandit has access to every window in the house. (She likes to talk to the birds and defends the house from the outside, stray kitties.)
BANDIT: I promise not to be so picky with my food. (I really don't need that wet, fattening stuff, so I will eat the dry. It is better for my teeth anyway)
CASEY: I promise to buy only the best dry food for Bandit. (As long as it is salmon flavored, because she will not eat anything else.)
BANDIT: I promise not to sit on the coffee table in front of my mom's face while she is watching TV. (I'm not that invisible kitty that lives here.)
CASEY: I promise not to help Bandit off the coffee table with my foot. (A little nudge of course!)
BANDIT: I promise not to knead my mom's tummy so hard.
CASEY: I promise to remember to pull the blanket over me when Bandit comes to lay down. (She actually drew blood one time.)
BANDIT: I promise not to bite or scratch company. (I'm not sure about men, they play too rough with me.)
CASEY: I promise to warn my visitors before they arrive. (Just out of their own safety! She has razor sharp claws)
BANDIT: I promise to love my mommy for ever and ever.
CASEY: I promise to love my Bandit for ever and ever.
(Finally something we agree on!)