Casey

Casey Lee's Story

My name is Casey Lee, but you could call me Your Majesty for short. Yes, I am the two-year-old boss of this house, and let me tell you, it isn't easy since I'm the only female dog, I'm only 8 pounds and my legs are only 3 inches long. Yet somehow, I keep those three boys in line. I snap at them like a crazy psycho bitch (in the female dog sense of the word), and they back off the toys, my favorite spot on the chair, and all the treats. They need to learn. It's a lot of responsibility being the top dog, but "noblesse oblige" as they say among us royalty.

As for how I came to be a part of this pack... my first owner, my daddy, died unexpectedly when I was only 7 months old. He was my mom's neighbor. More than once, I remember him asking her to take me if something were to happen to him. My mother would usually tell him to "Shut up and stop being stupid." One day something awful did happened, and I had a new home. Luckily I have known my mom and Ronnie since I was 8 weeks old so I was able to take over the house--I mean, assimilate into the house very quickly. In any event, I think there is an uprising in the living room right now over some pig ears, so I need to go quelch the rebellion by nipping some dogs in the butt. Ta-ta.