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November 25, 1998
A Thanksgiving Cookbook... by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class
NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook!
- Banana Pie: You buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and put them in the pie. Then you eat it.
- Turkey: You buy the turkey and take the paper off. Then you put it in the refrigerator and take it back out and cut it with a knife and make sure all the wires are out and take out the neck and heart. Then you put it in a big pan and cook it for half an hour at 80 degrees. Then you invite people over and eat.
- Pizza: Buy some dough, some cheese and pepperoni. Then you cook it for 10 hours at 5 degrees.
- Applesauce: Go to the store and buy some apples, and then you squish them up. Then you put them in a jar that says, "Applesauce."
- Cookies: Buy some dough and smash it and cut them out. Then put them in the oven for 2 hours at 100 degrees. Then take them out and dry them off.
- Turkey: First you add some salt. Then you put it in a bowl. Then you put brown sugar on it. Then you mix it all together with a spoon and then you add some milk and mix it again. And then you put it in a pan. Then you put it in the oven for 15 minutes.
- Chicken Pie: Put the chicken in the pot and put the salad and cheese and mustard and then you mix it all together. Then put chicken sauce and stir it all around again. Then you cook it for 5 minutes at 9 degrees. Then you eat it.
- Pumpkin Pie: First you buy a pumpkin and smash it. Then it is all done. And you cook it in the oven for 12 minutes at about 4 degrees.
- Corn: My mom buys it. Then you throw it. Then you cook it. Then you eat it.
- Cranberry Pie: Put cranberry juice in it. Then you put berries in it. Then you put dough in it. Then you bake it.
- Deer Jerky: Put it in the oven overnight at 20 degrees. Then you go hunting and bring it with you. Then you eat it.
- Apple Pie: Take some apples, mash them up. Take some bread and make a pie with it. Get some dough and squish it. Shape the dough into a pie shape. Put the apples in it. Then bake it at 9 degrees for 15 minutes.
- Spaghetti: Put those red things in it. Then put the spaghetti in. Then cook it in the oven for 2 minutes at 8 degrees.
- White and Brown Pudding: First you read the wrapper. Get a piece of water. Stir.
- Turkey: First you find a turkey and kill it. Cut it open. Put it in a pan. Pour milk in the pan. Put a little chicken with it. Put salsa on it. Take out of pan. Put it on the board. Cut into little pieces. Put on a rack. Put in the oven for 7 minutes at 10 degrees. Take out of the oven and put eensy weensy bit of sugar on it. Put a little more salsa on it.
- Pumpkin Pie: Get a pumpkin. Cook it. Eat it.