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November 26, 1998
Redneck Medical Terms

  1. Artery: The study of paintings
  2. Benign: What you'll be after you're eight
  3. Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria
  4. Barium: What doctors do when patients die
  5. Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome
  6. CAT scan: Searching for kitty
  7. Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
  8. Colic: A sheep dog
  9. Coma: A punctuation mark
  10. D&C: Where Washington is
  11. Dilate: To live long
  12. Enema: Not a friend
  13. Fester: Quicker than someone else
  14. Fibula: A small lie
  15. G.I.Series: World Series of military baseball
  16. Hangnail: What you hang your coat on
  17. Labor Pains: Getting hurt at work
  18. Medical Staff: A doctor's cane
  19. Morbid: A higher offer than I bid
  20. Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates
  21. Node: I knew it!
  22. Outpatient: A person who has fainted
  23. Pap Smear: A fatherhood test
  24. Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis
  25. Post Operative: A letter carrier
  26. Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery
  27. Rectum: Durn near killed 'em
  28. Secretion: Hiding something
  29. Seizure: Roman emperor
  30. Tablet: A small table
  31. Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport
  32. Tumor: More than one
  33. Urine: Opposite of you're out
  34. Varicose: Close by
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