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December 23, 1998
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
- Schizophrenia--Do you Hear What I Hear?
- Multiple Personality--We Three Kings Disoriented Are
- Dementia--I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
- Narcissistic--Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me
- Mania--Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Office and Town
- Paranoia--Santa Claus is Coming To Town (To Get Me)
- Personality Disorder--You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why...
- Depression--Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty lonely...
- Borderline Personality--Thought of Roasting in an Open Fire.
- Passive Aggressive--On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).
- Obsessive Compulsive--Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock.....