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September 7, 2000
Christian Bumper Stickers

  1. Give God what's right, not what's left!
  2. "Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school).
  3. Man's way leads to a hopeless end! God's way leads to an endless hope!
  4. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
  5. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
  6. To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
  7. We're too blessed to be depressed.
  8. In the sentence of life the devil may be a comma but DO NOT let him be the PERIOD!
  9. Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
  10. God grades on the cross, not the curve.
  11. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into church for a faith lift!
  12. Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!
  13. God doesn't want shares of your life, He wants controlling interest.
  14. Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
  15. A family altar can alter a family.
  16. We don't change the message, the message changes us.
  17. This church is "Prayer Conditioned"!
  18. When God ordains, He sustains.
  19. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
  20. Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
  21. Exercise daily ... walk with the Lord!
  22. Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
  23. Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it.
  24. Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!
  25. Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
  26. A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
  27. Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
  28. You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
  29. He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
  30. Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
  31. He who angers you controls you!
  32. Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.
  33. Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
  34. For all you do, His blood's for you!
  35. Forbidden fruits create many jams.
  36. Be ye fishers of men. You catch them, Christ will clean them.
  37. Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.
  38. If God is your co-pilot, swap seats!
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