A Fishing Tip
Two experienced fishermen went ice fishing. They
chopped holes in the ice about twenty-five feet apart,
put worms on their hooks, dropped their lines in the
water, and hardly got a nibble. This went on for
several hours, but no luck. Mid afternoon, a schoolboy
arrived. He walked confidently onto the ice, chopped
his hole between those of the two men, and caught fish
after fish.
The men were amazed, and finally one approached the boy
and asked, "Tell me, young man, what is your secret?"
The boy replied, "Mmmm yymmm mmms wmmm."
At that, the boy cupped his palms, spit out a large
amount of substance into them, and said clearly, "Keep
your worms warm."
"What's that?" asked the man. "Say it again, please."
The boy said, "Mmmm yymmm mmms wmmm."
The man said, "I'm sorry, I just can't understand you.
Would you speak a little more clearly?"
previous chuckle | home | next chuckle |