February 15, 1998
More Things to Ponder...
- I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
- Do you think that going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of older women's faces?
- You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, you have a cat?" Wouldn't you like to say, "No, it's for my company!"
- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
- Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. Shouldn't you write "A Good Doctor"?
- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
- Being rich doesn't mean so much . . . just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!
- If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
- Wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?
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