March 21, 1998
Top 17 ways to tell if a Redneck Works on a Computer in your Office

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1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
4. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
5. The password is "bubba."
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
7. Windows 95 has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.
8. Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.
9. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.
10. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
11. The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options.
12. Jeff Foxworthy wavs.
13. .The monitor is up on blocks.
14. Seven blue tick hounds under the desk.
15. Deer jerky in the desk drawer.
16. The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with Dueling Banjos playing in the background.
17. The six front keys have rotted out.
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