March 22, 1998 -- That's One Mean "Dog!"

March 22, 1998
That's one mean "Dog"!

A guy walks into a bar with a little, yellow, long-nosed, short-legged dog under his arm. "That's one ugly dog," says another patron, while petting his Doberman.
"Yeah," says the guy, "but he's the meanest thing you'll ever set eyes on..."
"That so?" says the other patron. "I bet $20 my dog will kick his butt in less than two minutes."

The guy agrees and they put their dogs face to face. Each gives the command to attack. In the twinkling of an eye, the little yellow dog bites the Doberman in half. The Doberman's owner is crying and cussing, and screams, "What kind of $#%@ dog is this?"
"Well," says the first guy, "before I cut off his tail and painted him yellow, he was an alligator."

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