Craig Nisbet

has "NOT" got a girls haircut

Hello I'm Craig Nisbet,I'm a young man who likes to pretend that I am an old man. I can't stand going to night clubs as I would much rather have a quiet night in with the missus. Although that doesn't mean I don't go out for a drink, take the Christmas party that I attended with my work, I had 4 pints that night and had to leave at 11 o'clock so you can tell I am a monster when I get started. The only trouble is when I get drunk I usually end up taking a leak in the wrong place, I have in the past used the corner of the bedroom, the washing basket and even my wife's handbag which brings a new meaning to money laundering. The problem with me dribbling is that everyone tells me the house now smells a bit funny but I have never noticed. I thought I had found a solution to wetting the carpet one night when I decided to sleep in the bath with all my clothes on but this was not the best idea as when I woke up I couldn't tell whether I was damp because of the water left in the bath or if I had just let go again!
Anyway I have to go as I need to dry the carpet out again.

Cheers.

Craig

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The Ministry Of Sound
Hair today, gone tomorrow. Well not any more

See you in and around the cool night clubs of Edinburgh, nah probably not!.

PS I now have an excuse for not partying it up too much she is called Emma and will be celebrating her first birthday on the 21st of July 2001. I just tell Donna that the baby's nappy must have leaked again!

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