Rant and Rage Page
Welcome to a corner of the web
created by an old fat paddler for old fat paddlers.
You know the way it is...Once you were a river God; Grade 5 - "no worries",
Grade 6 - "Hey can't they make the rivers harder?" Girlies fawned and swooned at
your feet. You were invincible!
But these days your gear is old and tattered (a bit like you really), you can't fit into
any of the new fangle dangle rodeo boats (not that you'd want to, mind), and you thought a
tailsquirt was something you did in the in the toilet after a heavy duty Guinness session!
If you're like me, you'll agree that cartwheels are best left to prepubescent russian
girls in leotards and too much make-up.
This page is to remind us of the good old days; at least we'll listen to our boring old
stories...
They say a picture tells a thousand words. Well here's a few million.
Well there always has to be top ten lists, doesn't there, here's mine:
Something ya wanna get off your chest (said the bishop to the maid)? Anything buggin' ya? Anything at all? Though so, why not join in the paddling discussion forum? Go on, you know you want to....
