Do You Lust What I Lust?
(Tune: Do You Hear What I Hear?)
Said the fan to the lustful one,
“Do you see what I see?
Way up in the loft, lustful one,
Do you see what I see?
A hunk, a hunk, standing in the light
With his BVD’s glowing bright,
With his BVD’s glowing white.”
Said the lustful one to her forum friend,
“Do you hear what I hear?
Floating through the night, forum friend,
Do you hear what I hear?
Sighs, moans and thunks heard everywhere,
As the robe is spread here to there,
As the robe is spread here to there.”
Said the forum friend to an AP fan,
“Did you see what I saw?
In your lusting heart, AP fan,
Did you see what I saw?
The legs, the legs covered so with hair--
Leaves me gasping so for air!
Wishing more had been left bare!”
The hunk that’s standing in his underwear,
Has flaunted so much more!
Watch for his butt in Chivalry
Please turn a little more!
Your bod, your bod- we do lust it so
Even though it’s just a TV show,
Even though it’s just a TV show.
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas- A Parody
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
The logs were blazing in the den’s fireplace
We were plunked on the couch with our HL tapes ready to play
We sprang from the couch as one- what a team!
We heard a clash and chortle, a giggle and shout.
We carefully tiptoed up the long twist of stairs.
Duncan was laughing, with hands on his knees
Richie was riding around on a trike
Methos was dancing around on the floor,
As we peeked into the room they suddenly froze
They spoke not a word, and neither did we,
“I am MacLeod”, Duncan did say,
Amanda welcomed us with her coy little grin,
Richie waved to us as he zipped by on the trike,
Methos just stood there, eying us all.
Joe watched us, as Watchers do best,
Without a second’s delay, we joined in the fun,
We danced and we frolicked; we had a heart-to-heart.
Looking around, we were disappointed to find,
We were still in the den, watching the ep “Stone of Scone”,
Suddenly we saw an ending that was not there before.
We heard them exclaim, as they walked out of sight,
You know Methos and Amanda and Richie and Kronos
Duncan, the Highlandland warrior
All of the evil Immortals,
Mac has lived 400 years,
Oh, Duncan, how we lust you,
Dwarflander is the Place to Be
Coming home late from work,
I struggle with the door again,
Grab the 'mote from the stand,
Now I'll have no tape to view!
Dwarfland is the place to be
Wolfgang wants to start a fire,
Taboo is confused again,
Cait sends hugs and kisses out,
Dunkiejunkie makes it clear,
Meranda likes to test our minds.
Kyra’s not the BKC,
There are unofficial clubs,
If your name is not above,
Up in the bedroom
Lick! Lick! Lick!
Swords swishing through the air,
One Immie might swing high
Lose your head, lose your head
Sexy Watcher we call Joe,
Duncan is the Highlander,
Keep the others up to date,
We all like our favorite ones
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a mouse.
We were all dressed in p.j.s (You know- just in case).
When sounds from above did command us to stay.
And we listened to noises as if heard from a dream.
We looked at each other and wondered, “What is this all about?”
You wouldn’t believe what we did find up there!
Amanda was vamping- very well, if you please.
(Looked like Santa had forgotten to bring his new bike.)
Joe was giggling as he guarded the door.
And we caught Methos in a twirling ballet pose.
As we stared at each other- then chuckled with glee.
“I hope you don’t mind, but we just came to play.”
Wiggled her fingers and said, “Jump right on in.”
Hooting and hollering, “This is as fun as my bike!”
Then he calmly stated, “I’ll come when you call.”
Then he grinned- and thump went the hearts in our chest.
Having the knowledge that Christmas Eve just had begun.
We laughed and played games.
Then woke with a start.
That all of the fun had been in our mind!
And through the window shone the light of the moon.
All five of our visitors were in front of a door.
“Merry Christmas to all,
And to all-
A Highlander’s night!”
(1997)Duncan, The Highland Warrior
(Tune: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Ceidwyn and Rebecca and Fitzcairn and Darius.
But do you drool
Over the sexiest Immortal of frus?
Has a very flashy sword.
And if you ever meet it,
Your head will soon be floored.
Learn to know and fear his name.
If they ever fight sweet Duncan,
They loose their place in the Game.
Plus, oh, about 6 more
Duncan, with your code so just,
Sharpen your sword so it won’t rust.
This song just can’t end too clean.
Duncan the Highland warrior,
You have the best rear end in jeans!
(1997)Parodies with Christmas Tunes
Highlander is on Right Now
(Tune: Jolly Old Saint Nicholas)
Screeching in my drive,
Highlander is on right now,
I will not be deprived!
Finally fling it wide.
Drop my stuff right where I stand,
Clear the cats in stride.
Then I quickly sit.
Switching on the VCR-
Gremlins get a hit!
Still I watch with glee.
Commercial won’t you please come on-
God! I have to pee!Dwarflander is the Place to Be
(Tune: Jolly Old Saint Nicholas)
All should take a bow.
Important people visit here
Let us meet some now.
Raven has some frus,
Dannell has some recipes,
Mind your Ps and Qs!
Snoopy wonders why.
Trollheart tries to skew the plot,
Rhen is Boss on High.
Keeping peace all through.
Methos’ fans cause a riot,
Snick will state his view.
Where her heart does lie,
Rhoboat comes to rock the boat,
Others just say “Hi”.
Bec holds tight the abs,
Alex surfs right on and lands.
Chat room is for gab.
Someone starts the polls,
TP often visits here,
Do you know the Trolls?
There are many clans.
DL Forum is the best,
For the Highland fans!
Let me be quite frank.
You are all remembered, too-
But Kizmet drew a blank!
(1997)Methos
(Tune: Up on the Rooftop)
Methos queries,
What’s the story with all the cherries?
Chocolate sprinlkes are no big deal,
But, hey, I’m not your full course meal!
Take your pick
Lick! Lick! Lick!
Take your pick
Up to the bedroom
Now! Now! Now!
Lets have some real fun
Ohh, Methos- wow!
(1997)Swords Swishing
(Tune: Jingle Bells)
The rules of the game are set
Immortals should play fair.
One winner in each set.
The other might swing low
A slash across a straining thigh
Might make an Immie slow.
Quickening- here it comes,
Lightning flashes through the sky
It’s always the same outcome.
(1997)Watcher Joe
(Tune: Jolly Old Saint Nicholas)
Please utilize your eyes
Use your sources far and wide-
Help protect our guys.
Adam is Methos,
Richie is the Studlander
Amanda - no one knows.
Always please check in,
Write your tomes so truthfully
You know they play to win.
And we all like the show ,
We really want them all to last
Thank you dear, dear Joe.
