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(Tune: Where, Oh Where, Can My Little Dog Be?)

Where, or where can my Adrian be?
Oh, where oh where can he be?
With his hair cut short
And his jeans filled out....
Oh where, oh where can he be????

(Tune:I'm a Little Teapot)

I'm an Adrian Paul fan,
Through and through.
He's my addiction.
(Let's rendezvous!)
When I'm hot and bothered
I just fru!
Show me AP
And I am goo!!

(Rhyme: Jack and Jill)

Adrian Paul went up the hill
To skinny dip in water.
AP fell down
And sprawled all around
And the Fruits came out of the woodwork!

(Rhyme: Hickory, Dickory Dock)

Fully Filled Fruit of the Looms
Adrian ran up to the rooms
Running real fast-
Still showed his a$$.
Fully Filled Fruit of the Looms!

(Rhyme: One, Two- Buckle My Shoe)

One, two
Show an AP fru!
Three, four
He's our amour!
Five, six
Make some flicks!
Seven, eight
Set RF straight!
Nine, ten
Get a PPB pen!

(Rhyme: Little Jack Horner)

Sexy Adrian Paul,
Reclined in a sprawl.
Hearing the Fruits plea-
Sticks out his tongue
Looking so young
Declares, "This is fun! Tee Hee!!"

(Tune: Old MacDonald Had a Farm)

Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
And as a Scot he has a kilt
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
With a calf seen here
And a thigh seen there
Here a calf, there a thigh
Everywhere his bare flesh.
Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!

Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
And as a Scot he has a sword
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
With a deep thrust here
And a deft parry there
Here a thrust, there a parry
Everywhere his sword flashing.
Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!

Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
And as a Scot he has an accent
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
With a "didnae" here
And a brogue there
Here a didnae, there a brogue
Everywhere the women swooning.
Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!

Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
And as a Scot he has a clan
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!
With a birthday here
And a death day there
Here a rising- there a screaming
Everywhere he's still living.
Duncan MacLeod is a Scot
Me-Oh-Me-Oh-My!

(Tune: Old MacDonald Had a Farm)

Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
And as a hunk he has a bod-
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
With a chest seen here
And a butt seen there
Here a chest, there a butt
Everywhere his bare bod!
Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!

Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
And as a hunk he has those eyes-
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
With chocolate brown here
And a twinkle there
Here chocolate brown, there a twinkle
Everywhere those bedroom eyes!
Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!

Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
And as a hunk he has such lips-
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
With a smile here
And kissing there
Here a smile, there kissing
Everywhere that sexy mouth!
Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!

Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
And as a hunk he has his fans-
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!
With a fru frued here
And a story there
Here a poem- there a song
Everywhere his loving fans!
Adrian Paul is a hunk
Ooo-la-la-la--sigh!

(Tune- There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe)

There is an Immortal
Who really loves beer.
He is now known as Adam
But as a Horseman brought fear!

He goes to see Duncan
He stops in at Joe's.
He only drinks free beer
So he never owes!!

(Tune- The Wheels on the Bus)

The beer in his glass
Goes down and down,
Down and down,
Down and down.

The beer in his glass
Goes down and down-
Please buy a round!

(My part of an endless parody.)
Tune: My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean.

My Dunkie was crazy and saw things,
My Dunkie did think he was right.
My Dunkie had battles with visions-
And thunk went Richie's head in the night!

Come back
Come back
Oh come back MacLeod to me, to me
Come back
Come back
for I miss my old boy Dunkie.

Poor Dunkie hid away for one year,
He came back to see his friend's grave.
Then he had to do battle with evil-
For the world he did have to save!

Welcome
Welcome
Oh Duncan is back here to stay, to stay
Goodbye
Goodbye
"Never again!" he did say.

Tune: I’m a Little Teapot

I’m a charming Methos
Long and lean.
The ladies get excited-
I have seen!
Get me dirty-
Then lick me clean!

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