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Ok, the story goes like this...
As you know, from reading about my less-than-petty involvement with the ‘powers that be’ in the Holstein Nation ™, I have been helping with their plot for total domination of the Tabi Nation. To this end, I have
started the process of genetically engineering a Holstein spy, in the inocuous form of mus musculus domesticus, the common domesticated mouse.
Garnering spies and informants in this way ensures absolute fealty, as one’s markings are what make you. So, with this in
mind, I set off to create the perfect Holstein mouse.
Obviously, the hypothesis here is that a black-and-white coat will yield solidarity and loyalty to the Holstein Nation
™. It’s patently flawed, but I’m going to go with it.
This is my journal. It chronicles the experiments deep inside the Holstein Secret Laboratories ®, brilliantly camoflaged
as a messy, 20-something’s apartment. Their Intelligence Bureau is known for its uncanny ability for subterfuge.
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