Welcome to the Living Water Foundation's Section on How Not To Die
Welcome to the Living Water Foundation's Section on How Not To Die
A Message From Our Founder:
This is Barry Auckland, CEO of The Living Water Foundation. God Has Revealed Unto Me The Following Tips on How Not To Die. All of These Commandments MUST be followed if you are to Live Past The Coming Apocalypse
1. Turn Your Computer Off.... RIGHT NOW!!!
2. Join The Living Water Foundation.
3. Tell a Friend about the Living Water Foundation.
4. If you have goldfish, get rid of them right away!!! If you have tropical fish, they are okay.
5. Forward The Gospel of Barry Auckland and His Apocalypse Updates to Everyone YOU Know.
6. Don't drink any water unless it says "OKAY". Don't be afraid to ask, most water is friendly. It may be more afraid of you than you are of it.
7. Baptise a squirrel today. Only through evangelization can We Hope to Stop Satan's Secret Army
8. Format your hard drive. This is Vital in order to Stop the Will2K Bug.
9. Repeat Step 7.
10. Purchase a Living Water Purifier. $10 from every sale will go towards Our Missions in Mexico.
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