Berndog's Guestbook 2Guest: Josh Lee Josh thinks Bernard is a freak Josh's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: hey whats up bernard..... i heard you went to LA for christmas... when are you going to come down to maryland? i think people back home are kinda upset cause you don't keep in touch...oh well hey did you know that GBF changed their name to Lighthouse Community Church? kinda cheezy huh? anyways, i hope all is well with you.... Josh Bernard replies: Hey Joshik. Hmmm I didn't know that people were upset in Maryland because I didn't keep in touch. I've been trying but it's so expensive to try to call and letters are hard too. Oh well, I guess I'll try to go down and visit once in the next few months or so. I'll have to wait and see about Doo's wedding. Talk to you soon. Date: January 13, 1997 Guest: Helen Hong Helen thinks Berndog is a stud, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses Helen thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week Comments: Bernice, you stud. When do you find the time to do this stuff? For a minute I thought I was losing my mind while viewing your "guestbook." To think, I was the only Helen on this planet for you... (I know you'll respond to this.) Helen (VA) P.S. We beat your Phillipi football team. No, actually, we creamed them. Berndog replies: Alas Helen, you are right, you are the only Helen for me. That other Helen is an imposter. After all, who else can do the mating call of some zebra type animal so successfully at Neighborhood or act the part of Moses and split the Red Sea as well as you can. And YES, I know we lost Turkey Bowl major. Date: December 27, 1996 Guest: KATHERINE CHUN KAT thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week Berndog replies: Hmmm, not much said here! Date: December 10, 1996 Guest: KATHY CHUN KATHY thinks Berndog is a stud, a big dork, a nice guy, a great-praise leader, a chonom, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses KATHY thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him Comments: WHEN I FIRST MET BERNARD, HIS BAD BREATH AND MICHIN WAYS REALLY SCARED ME. BUT AFTER GETTING TO KNOW HIM, I REALIZED THAT HE WASN'T THAT BAD, ESPECIALLY ON THOSE DAYS THAT HE REMEMBERED TO TAKE A SHOWER. IF YOU DON'T KNOW HIM I RECOMMEND THAT YOU DO. DESPITE ALL HIS BAD HABITS, SUCH AS CHECKING OUT ALL THE GIRLS AT CHURCH (J/K) AND BOASTING ABOUT HIS GOOD LOOKS, HE'S A GREAT GUY AND A WONDERFUL FRIEND. WE REALLY MISS HIM AT GBF, AND IF YOU EVER COME TO GBF, YOU'LL HEAR ALL ABOUT HIS LEGENDARY TALES. MY PRAYER FOR HIM IS THAT HE CONTINUES TO GROW IN GODLINESS AND TO STRIVE TO BE THE LEADER THAT GOD HAS MADE HIM TO BE. And he is just TOO NICE. Hi bernard, its me John. Berndog replies: What legendary tales??? Date: December 10, 1996 Guest: tae-yoon kim Tae thinks Berndog is a stud Tae thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him Comments: hey berndog! your page is awesome. i hope you're studying hard. remember to eat wheatena to grow up healthy and strong. i think one of the options should be an extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other peoples' clothes. the 7-up spot kind of dances like you too. take care of yourself and stop trying to use this homepage to pick up dates :) Berndog replies: Yes, I love modelling other peoples clothes, hmmm, maybe I'll actually change that. Look here to see if it is changed. And I'll stop trying to pick up dates with this, which I must say I have been largely unsuccessful :( Hope things are going well Tae. Date: December 5, 1996 Guest: Jane Hong Jane thinks Berndog is a stud, and a nice guy Jane thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him Comments: Hi Bernard Long time no communicate. I wanted to visit your site and take all the cool looking graphics in case I would ever need it.... I need some of your secrets though on designing this page... Where'd you get the background and how can i make a form like this for me students to fill out? I am very busy amd very tired... these days I am reminded of those very very late crazy nights at the cit (Sigh) those were the days... miss you much Jane Berndog replies: Yes those CIT parties sure were fun. And we never studied, and then we would go to Dunkin Donuts so early in the morning. How I long to remember (sigh) Date: December 3, 1996 Guest: Pat and Pete Pat and Pete think Berndog is a stud, a big dork, a nice guy, a great praise leader, a chonom, and a good looking-guy especially in sunglasses Pat and Pete think Berndog takes showers much less than enough times per week Comments: What's up DOG Hey Berndog, We miss you man. You're page is pretty cool. We can't wait to hear your heavenly voice when you lead praise. We're at Hopkins right now, JOFF! N E ways see ya later. Berndog replies: Nice guys! Date: December 3, 1996 Guest: Jenny Kim Jenny thinks Berndog takes showers just the right number of times per week Comments: Hi Bernard! I don't know you, and you probably don't know me, but your home page looked really cool and it told me to sign your guest book, so guess what!? I did! hee hee! You are attending med school at Tufts? Wow, it must have been hard to get in. How old are you? Do you have many friends at Boston? Because I know many people in the area and I might be there sometime before the winter break. Maybe we can meet! hee hee... well, gotta run, but it's been fun signing your guestbook! yours, Jenny Berndog replies: Well, Jenny, you are right about that, I don't know who you are, but I'm glad that you could stop by and sign my guestpage. Hope your stay in Boston is a good one. Oh yeah, because you are wondering, I was born in '73 and I have some friends in Boston, but since I've only been here a few months or so, I'm always trying to garner some new ones. Date: November 21, 1996 Guest: Monique Johnson Monique thinks Berndog is a chonom Monique thinks Berndog takes showers just the right number of times per week Comments: Aah, the man of arrogance himself. yes, "BERNDOG", it is me, Monique, again, here to talk to you. My my my you have made yourself quite a celebrity here on the internet. Find any potential wives with this web page? i mean, after all. isn't that what this whole thing is for? I write to just update you on my life. by the way, i am not a homosexual, so you can remove all those ideas in your head as to what you stereotype me to be, you racist. but i have begun tai-chi classes, and that has taught me to expose, yet harness, the strength of my inner self. yes. we all have it within us. to rule the world.......... Berndog replies: At last, you have returned to torment me more with your silliness. And of course I haven't found any wives through my home page unless of course you would like to marry me. By your tone, I think we could get along just fine. So if you think so too, you know where you can reach me. Date: November 21, 1996 Guest: Dukewon Dukewon thinks Berndog is a great praise leader Dukewon thinks Berndog takes showers just the right number of times per week Comments: it's good to hear that you've heard your calling again in the ministry... i've always known your place was behind the bass. praise God! Look at my response to question #1 and you'll know where I think God is leading you next.... don't give me no lip. i knew it all along.... always rooting for you... duke Berndog replies: Don't ask me. It isn't settled yet. We'll see where I serve this year. Right now I'm not sure, but about your response on my questionaire, I don't think that'll happen, at least I hope not, but then again, I've been saying that about a lot. We'll see where the needs are, and I'll try to do what I think is the most lacking. Maybe I won't pull a Dukewon and I won't do the bass. Who knows. Talk to you soon. Date: November 20, 1996 Guest: Eric H. Eun and Matt Ro Eric and Matt think Berndog is a a big dork, a chonom, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses Eric and Matt think Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him Comments: hey berndog i just want to tell you that you are a chonom i hope that that is a good thing you know me being white and all i don't know. but we at new dorm took a vote and actually voted that you are the coolest guy in the world and the most wanted guy in providence among the men that is. but i hope that you are doing well and that God continues to watch over you. Hope to see you soon. for those people who are reading this barnard is really an awsome guy with a big heart! and that is the truth. me and him Berndog replies: I don't know if I'm the coolest guy in the WHOLE world, but I guess I can't argue with you guys ;) Date: November 20, 1996 Guest: Helen Emma thinks Berndog is a chonom Emma thinks Berndog takes showers less than enough times per week Comments: Hi Bernard, I was just catching up on e-mail and decided to check out your page. What's with the spazzy greeting on your intro page? It's kinda funny. Just like it's funny that I met your brother at Hartford Church. You guys are so different... But similar in some ways. Take care, Helen Berndog replies: Yeah I suppose we are different, but you know how things work out with the personalities of the oldest and the youngest. I'm the mahng-neh you know. Date: November 18, 1996 Guest: Josh Josh thinks Berndog is a stud, a big dork, a nice guy, a great praise leader, a chonom, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses Josh thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week Comments: hey berny... havent taked to you in a while... how have you bee? Berndog replies: I suppose I've been pretty busy so I haven't been able to play much. At least my last week was over. It was soooo hectic, but I'm done alright. Now only Thanksgiving left and then a few more finals :( Date: November 7, 1996 Guest: Sehyung Kim (Seh) Seh thinks Berndog is a stud, a big dork, a nice guy, a great praise leader, a chonom, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses Seh thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash of sentient biohazards on him Comments: Hey I really don't know you except that you saw me a few years ago at a George Winston Concert at Royce Hall... and that you ran over me playing basketball sometime back... I just wanted to get on your Guestbook and feel all cool and special... by the way, praise band, apparently isn't the same without you... and I, incidentally, am playing my TAYLOR with the youth group praise band... we'll take you and your old praise band to a praise band chanllenge... Well, I hope Med school is treating you well up there and take care of yourself... I like you homepage... can you make one for our apartment? Oh... our addresses are... sehyung@juno.com peterjake@juno.com tonloc@juno.com stingray1@juno.com See you later... are you coming down for Thanksgiving at all? Berndog replies: Hey Seh, well I'm glad that you remember those few times that I did meet you. I'm really glad that you helping out with Praise and stuff. I hope band is going well but I'm sure that you are making a big contribution. Hope GBF is going well, but I won't be able to visit for a while I don't think. Date: November 7, 1996 Guest: Ruda and Jeanne The A-crew thinks Berndog is a stud, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses The A-crew thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him Comments: Bernard sorry for not writing you back last time. -Ruda This is a sweeeet homepage. Jeanne-OK, here's the update on things at GBF: Turkey Bowl in a couple of weeks (Jude's the quarterback!) new chairs and lamps in the sanctuary Rute's field hockey team is tthe '96 regional champs! Jude and I got a new car (Saturn and Corolla) and Peter has some girlfriends! Bye for now. You know what, we always think of you every time we hear "I Love You, Always Forever.,..." by Donna Lewis Berndog replies: Hey Guys, Dang Ruda, what a RUDE GIRL!!! I can't believe that you didn't write back. Nah, I'm kidding, it's no big deal, I'll get over it, :~( And of course your team made it too the regionals, we saw you play, remember, you were so awesome. Everyone else couldn't get that ball between the red flag and the top of the goal, but not Ruda, she rocked that. Jeanne- Dang, you got a new car too, how come I'm the only one with a six fiddy. It's still hanging in there, but barely. I'll have to get a new six fiddy, maybe it'll be an eight fiddy, YEAH!! Jude- well I'll write you something anyway, even though you didn't write, have fun at Turkey Bowl, but you are a natch, you know how football players are into ballet. I can't believe you got a new car too, how unfair. :P Date: November 3, 1996 Guest: coby wan kenobi coby thinks Berndog is a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses coby thinks Berndog takes showers much less than enough times per week Comments: oi! you know what's cuter than those Joy bottles? Mrs. Butterworth!!! you know, the syrup chick. what a babe! i just finished looking through your homepage and i think it's really kewl. have you found out that monique lady yet? whoever she is, i'm sure she doesn't know the _real_ berndog kim- the studly guy with sunglasses and timberland jacket that makes him look like a yuhjah. :D whoever you marry will have to deal with that. i'll leave it alone for now. hasta luego and have fun studying (hehe, unlike me). Berndog replies: Mrs. Butterworth is alright, but she is way way too old for me. I found out Monique was Chester, so now I know. Hmmm, anything else, well, I guess not, talk to you later, and don't start hitting on Mrs. Butterworth. Date: November 2, 1996 Guest: Jacob Chung Jacob thinks Berndog is a big dork, and a chonom Jacob thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him Comments: hey berndog, what's up? i'm looking at your loser homepage right now. man, you need some serious psychological help. just kidding! :) i like the dancing Spot. :) is that how you dance? well, it was good kicking your guys' butts at the softball tourney. it's too bad i won't be there to humiliate y'all next year. i'm just kidding. i'm really not that cocky. i'm amazed we even won. how's life? oops. i'm only supposed to "provide comments about (you) and (your) page." well, it's nice, i guess, but i just got here so i can't make a very good opinion. all i know is, it's better than poo's! :) see ya later. coby Berndog replies: Hey Coby, yeah, I think it's better dan poo's too but it had better be, I majored in Computer Science, and I'm a bigger nerd dan him. You guys ROCKED us so bad at softball. I still can't believe you guys took out St. Johns. I thought you would, but I didn't have faith ;( Well too bad you won't be here next year, I'll be here for four. Scary huh? Well, God bless. Date: November 2, 1996 Guest: Steve Seung Hoon Kwak Steve thinks Berndog is a stud, a nice guy, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses Steve thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him Comments: Hey, bernie, how's it going? I truly believe that all that is in the universe, you are. You are the paradox, yin-yang all rolled up into one. Just kidding! It's so cool you have a homepage. Here I thought you'd be stuck in the realm of the dead Mac's and Apples. If you ever come down to New York, give me a ring. The number is 718-224-3778. Just keep the number as reference when those news shows come knockin' on your door dyingfor an interview about me. BTW, you take showers far more often than me, so who am I to judge :) Chonom, nah, more like Beverly Hills gahng-pae ) See you later, Kwak. Berndog replies: Hey Steve, haven't heard from you in a while. I don't even know what you are up to really. But I guess you are in New York and I don't think I'll be visiting any time soon since I don't like NYC too much, it's soooo gross :( Talk to you soon. Date: October 26, 1996 Guest: poo poo thinks Berndog is a nice guy poo thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week Comments: hi there! I am glad you finally updated your page. It was fun reading it. It is a nice place to come to see how the PPCCers are doing. I am surprised Jen signed your page. I think they all get to it through our homepage. So remember that I am number one person who signs your guestbook! You are a traitor! But you didn't do much =). It was really Scott, since he he those good hits. Thanks for driving me around saturday. I made the bus fine. I got there pretty much when the WOVers did. See ya. Peter Berndog replies:Yeah, it is getting hard to update my page whenever I need to now, even just to update the guestbook. Oh well, I guess I'm getting pretty busy. When Gross Anatomy starts, I'm sure it will be even harder to keep this thing up. Talk to you soon. Date: October 21, 1996 Guest: Tar-Man Tar-Man thinks Berndog is a stud, a nice guy, a great praise leader, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses Tar-Man thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him Comments: hey bern, fut ij with this homepage? miss you, man... Berndog replies: Hey Tar, it was good to see you at the softball tournament, even though everyone called me a traitor :( It was cool to see you come and cheer kuz no one else did, so now we know who has the spirit at PPCC and who doesnt. Talk to you soon, and make sure your guitar doesn't get too much personality, kuz I think mine is approaching that level (my guitar has so many nicks and cuts in it now.) Date: October 16, 1996 Guest: Helen Helen thinks Berndog is a nice guy Helen thinks Berndog takes showers more than enough times per week Comments: Hi Bernard, Well, your page is a little different. I have more to read this time, but the page is slower. In answer to your question, yes, I am still alive. I forgot if I wrote back to you... so I'm sorry if I didn't. Things are fine here. Just busy. I'm sure you're busy too with med school. How's med school and praise team? Well, I should get going. I'm making up quizzes. Just making the kids write out names and formulas of stuff like mercury (II) dichromate and cupric hydroxide. See ya later. Take care, Helen Berndog replies: Hey Helen, don't work those kids too hard, and try to make them learn human physiology in one night like you, kuz not everyone can do that. Date: October 15, 1996 Guest: Jen Koo Jen thinks Berndog is a big dork, and a nice guy Jen thinks Berndog takes showers just the right number of times per week Comments: Dear Bernard, Long time no see, talk or write! Hows everything going at Tufts? When are you going to come visit us? I hope you come soon, especially since you're so close now. Senior year is going well, and the Lord has been pouring down His blessing upon the ministry as always... And i don't know if you take enuf showers a week cuz i can't tell when your hair is wet if it is sweat or water, but judging from other people's entries, i take it it is the former. take care bern, and write me if you get the chance! in Him, jen Berndog replies: Hey Jen, I haven't been down to Providence for a while so I miss you guys. What is going on down there anyway. Noone came up for the tournament. :( Oh well, say hi to Jin for me. Date: October 9, 1996 Guest: Richard Han Rich thinks Berndog is a big dork, and a nice guy Rich thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him Comments: Bern Nice... "why do NERDS!!! suddenly appear... every time, you are near..." How's med school going, bro? Nice to ever write. Jae says you're doing well, I'm glad. So... how's that roomate of yours? You're such a stud... 2nd year is going well for me, tons more of work, but much more interesting. How's anatomy treating you? Drop me a note when you can. rh@doc.mssm.edu Rich Berndog replies: I haven't started anatomy yet. I'll be starting that in November. School is cool, but I should probaby start doing some more work. But I am keeping myself busy even thoug all the Providence people think I'm a traitor kuz I played for NCPC at the softball tournament. Date: October 8, 1996 Guest: poo poo thinks Berndog is a big dork poo thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him Comments: Hey there! I see that your Smith fan club has finally seen your page, and your many IRC friends. But you do get some normal people to sign it lately, like Jane. I told her to look at the PPCC page, and I guess she found yours through it. She also say mine and found it to be lacking. So how is tufts going? I hear you say you something with tufts and stufts. Didn't you get my e-mail? I am trying to find a job for next year... Can you help me out? I have to look for a few in Boston. So maybe I will end up there. We can live together so that you don't have to live that girl, and let her live in peace. I hope you are not bothering her with your fruit fly farm. My parents went to korea for the 30th anniversary thing. They said that your parents are going too. Maybe they will get another yearbook, and this time have a normal picture of me. Anways. See yas. Berndog replies: So that is why my parents went to Korea. To be honest, they didn't even tell me why there were going. Well, maybe my dad will have a picture of our family instead of a black and white picture of himself where he looks like me. Date: October 5, 1996 Guest: Ed (pantha) Huang Ed thinks Berndog is a chonom Ed thinks Berndog takes showers much less than enough times per week Comments: Hey Bern, what's up? Sorry I haven't emailed you in ages...I'm getting rocked right now by my first real cs15 programming assignment...Swarm...kill me dude. How's med school treating you? Are you enjoying yourself? Paul Park came up to recruit for APM and spent some time with us lowly undergrads...it was kind of fun...=). So when are YOU going to come down to Providence and share some of your new-found post-grad wisdom? We miss you Bern...come visit soon, ok? Well, I better get some rest before going back to the CIT...=). Take care guyver... -Ed p.s. I have no idea what a chonom is, but whatever it is, I'm sure you're it. =). Berndog replies: CS is sooo messed, but it takes a full Bachelor's degree in it to figure it out I think. Tufts is cool, and I'm studying pretty hard but I put way more time into Brown CS. I don't think a chonom is a good thing, but I agree with you, I think I am one too. Date: October 5, 1996 Guest: cynthia lee cynthia thinks Berndog is a big dork cynthia thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week Comments: hi bernardo. i dont know how i got to your home page, but here i am. i tis i, cynthia. and i was trying to see if i am your friend but i dont think i am. so i entered pedro's name but i dont think he is your friend either. unless there is something i am not doing correctly. all i know is that this is a realy really neato home page and i like the dancing 7up guy in the corner. where are you anyways? so like, i saw jaime at church this summer once in california. he didnt recognize me because he _said_ that i look really different with long hair. whatever that means. anyways, well, i just wanted to say hi and let you know that yours is the most fun homepage ive ever seen. havent seen you in like 10 years, huh? well, i still think you are a weirdo and im sure you still think i ama weirdo. but thats ok because it takes one to know one, right? ok. gotta go to bible study. take care bernardo. byebie. love, cynthia Berndog replies: Hey Cynthia, its so good to hear from a fellow wierdo such as yourself. I haven't seen Jaime since Brown and I haven't gone back to LA for a while, but I think I'll be back home this winter. Hooray!! Even though I love Maryland, I'm only going home to see my parents. About being my friend, you are now, but you have to type "Cynthia Lee" exactly, not "cynthia lee" or some other thing, it is case sensitive. Hope that helps. Poo is "Peter Yoon" and yes, he is my friend too. Date: October 4, 1996 Guest: Susan Susan thinks Berndog is a nice guy Susan thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week Comments: Hey Bernie! Kewl page. remember me? aka JCFreak aka sue_kim! Haven't seen you on #Korea or #Christian in a while....hope things go well for you! Berndog replies: Alas, but tis true, med school has cannabilized my time. You probably won't really see me on those channels for a long long time. You could email if you want though. Hope, school is going well. Date: October 1, 1996 Guest: kate, katie, catalina catalina thinks Berndog is a big dork catalina thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash of sentient biohazards on him Comments: hey berrrrrnarrrrrrrdo! (in spicy latino accent!) yeah, bern. nice page. even nicer photo. shyeah. doe is wild. tame her. she says,"I'm tame..." what do you think? I didn't know that you lived on rodeo drive. hm...odd... I figured, with that kind of $, that you'd be able to take at LEAST one shower a week. golly. Berrrrnarrrdo, I admirrrre and rrrrrespect you for your incrrrrredibly wild rrrrrrugged good looks. With looks as enchanting as your's, what else would you need? I know. Perhaps some latino dancing skills. And a silk red sash...and perhaps a rose clenched in between those strong rugged teeth. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Doe does this funny impression of Berndog as praise- leader. Do you really clap with your hands OVER your head, rather than in front of you...like most un-jacked people? Oh, Doe said it's because of the guitar. I get it now. Ok, well...see you this weekend. I'm expecting sushi. :D :D :D :D yum. i'm going to fly to iowa, kate Berndog replies: Dang girl, you are soooo jacked, or should I say cracked. I think you have been hanging around Jane and Sae Hee way too much. Catalina, I'm not so sure about sushi. After all, I'm just a poor grad student. Date: September 30, 1996 Guest: DoE DoE thinks Berndog is a big dork, a nice guy, a great praise leader DoE thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him Comments: Hi Bernard :D Well...here it is...try number 4!! And I really hope it works this time because if it doesn't, then FORGET IT! (I still think it's a little sketchy that you didn't get the other THREE!!!) So, how's it going? I can't believe so many people have visited your page...don't people have better things to do with their lives? Hmmm....in anycase, it looks really good...except your obsession with this yuj thing is getting a little out of hand! Well...I hope you're doing well over at Tufts...studying hard and meeting new friends :) I'm sure that there are many just waiting to meet someone as great as you...just like us GBF'ers think!! Talk to you later :) Berndog replies: Yeah, hmmmm, that does sound sort of sketchy now doesn't it ;) Date: September 30, 1996 To see the older entries: Guestbook 1 : June 19, 1996 - Sept. 30, 1996 Total number of guests so far: 65 Last updated February 4, 1997 |