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- Daft Punk
Chimp in the City - Issue 1
Ook!
Picture the scene...
It's Friday morning 6:00am, an alarm clock rings, out reaches a hand, it looks strangely disfigured, but you see it is only Chimp, the hero of our soap.
Chimp:
Ooooook ooooooook oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook.
(Well bugger me its Friday again.)
Chimpette:
Oook ook eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek?
(Would you like some banana on toast?)
Chimp:
OOooooOOOoOOoOoK eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek oookeeek!!!!!
(Yes, thanks!!!!!)
Chimpette:
Oook ook eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek?
(Would you like some banana on toast?)
Chimpette:
Ek.
(Well you can do it yourself because I'm supposed to be in work early so I can die in a nasty elevator accident but not before being raped by your best friend's dog.)
Chimp:
Oook oook ooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooook eek.
(Okay, gizza kiss then be off with ya.)
*Smoooooooooooooooooooch*
Chimpette:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Yuck, human breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Chimpette leaves the room
Chimptart:
Oook ookkooookeeeek?
(Can I come out from my hiding place now my secret lover?)
Chimp:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek oooooooook eeeeoooooeooeoeoeok.
(You'd better come out before I get drunk and accidentally sleep with you again.)
Chimptart:
Eeeeeeeeek
Eeeeeekeeeeeekkeeeekeeeeeeeekooook ooookookoooookooo?
(Oh no! What's that noise coming from downstairs?)
*CrasH*
Oh no! Mr. Chimpissed has driven his car right through Chimp's front wall . . .
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