"Harder..faster "
- Daft Punk
Chimp in the City - Issue 2
Ook!
Last Week...
Mr Chimpissed had driven his car right into the house of our friend Chimp. Of course he just happened to be cheating on his wife Chimpette at the time with none other than Chimptart . . .
Chimp:
Ookkkooook eeeek eeekek ek ooooeooooeoeeeok.
(Well bugger my giddy aunt.)
Chimptart:
Ooook ooooook oeooeoeoeoeoeeeoeoeek.
(I already have dear.)
Mrs Baboon:
Oooooeeeeeoooook? Ooook ook oeeeek Chimpissed. Ekekkekkkkoooookkoook.
(Oooooooooo are you alright dear? It's just that fool, Chimpissed. He's got stoned and ploughed through your front room.)
Chimp:
Oookoook, oookoookoookoook.
(Quick, you had better hide again.)
Chimp:
Eeeeeekkk ekeeeekooookoookoeeeeekekekeo oko-kokokoeeekee, eeeooee'oeoek.
(Thank you for telling me that next-door neighbor, I really hadn't noticed.)
Chimpissed:
...Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook.
(Wow man, like totally *kerblamo*, mucho smasho dude.)
*Smoooooooooooooooooooch*
Chimperina:
Chimpissed oookookoook eoeoeoe' ooooooo Chimp eoeoeeeeeeeeeeek.
(Chimpissed you son of a human what do you think your doin' I only wanted to talk to Chimp about our secret banana hoard not drive through his bloody wall)
Mrs. Baboon:
Eeeeoooo, koookoo, keee'ekeee kekekekekeeeeekkkkkkkkk ookeoeooeooeoeoeooe oeoeooeoeoeooeoeoeoooe eooeoe eoe eoeooekoke okkekkekkeoeekko . . . ook.
(Right, well, I'm off coz I've not got anymore lines on behalf of being a really boring character.. tada chuck)
*Ahhhhhhhcccccchoooo*
Chimperina:
Ooooooook oooooooook ok eeeeeeee? eeeeeeeeeeee'eeeee.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek eekekekek ekek ek eeeeeeeeeeeeeek Chimptart!
(Who are you hiding in the closet? No .... it couldn't be..... not my lesbian lover Chimptart!)
Oh no! Has Chimp been uncovered as a sex monster? Is Mrs. Baboon really that boring?
Tune in next week for more exciting story lines on Chimp In The City
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