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Chimp in the City - Issue 3
Ook!
Last Week...
We saw our favourite primate being uncovered as a sex beast with an unquenchable appetite for some banana’s (hence Mr. Chimpissed) and yes Mrs Baboon is really that boring . . .
Chimptart: Oooooook
eeeek eeeeeeeeeeeeek ooooeeeeooooooooook eeeeeeeooooooooeek Chimp oooooooooooooooeeeekoooooooooooeeeeeeeek
!!!!
(I think there has been a misunderstanding
here, you see Chimp was just helping me look for my pear drops !!!!)
Chimperina: Oooooooooooo,
ooooooooooooeeeeeeeeoooeoeeeeeeoeeoeoeeek?
(What, in bed?)
Chimptart:
Eek eek oookkkkkk, eeeeeeeeeeek
(It was a closet, actually)
Chimp:
Oooooooooeeeeeeee !!! Eeeeee 'ooooooo' ooooeeeeooo' eeeeooeoeeoeoeekekek
??!
(Now hang on a minute !!! You'rer tellin’
me that you’re a lesbian ??!)
Chimptart:
Ooook
(Yes)
Chimp:
Eeek
(Cool)
Chimperina:
Eeeeeeeeeek O’oom ooooooooookkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeee, oooooooooeoooeeoeeok
Ooker!
(Enuf of this nonsense, I’m gonna kill
you, you whore!)
*Points at Chimptart*
At this moment ChimpAINSY (chimpanzee, god you do the maths) just happens to enter as Chimperina leaps through the air at Chimptart. Well you can guess what happens next . . .(see diagram)
ChimpAINSY:
Eeeeeeeeeek okkkkkkkkooooooooooooook eeeeeeooooooooooeeeeeeeoooooooooek
OOOK eeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooeeeeee’eeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooookooooooooe
oooook
(Well I know I have a BIG tuba but that’s
no excuse for you ladies to climb aboard)
Chimperina:
Eeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeok, ChimpAINSY ooke
(*dreamily and to no-one in particular* Ahhhhhhh
ChimpAINSY the joker as ever)
Chimp: Ooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooeeooooooooooo, eeeeeeeeeeek . . .
(Oh gawds, what the hell will my
wife say when she finds out . . .)
Tune in next week for more exciting story lines on Chimp In The City
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