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The Cliff Phenomenon
Cliff's New Career . . .
Cliff, used to being under the publics eye, went and found himself as a job involved in an "art movie". Cliff always was a thespian at heart, and he jumped at the chance of being in a movie, maybe this was his big break in Hollywood. The only requirements to be in the film was "experience with fun toys". Cliff instantly thought of his panzer and howitzer days.
The next day he turned up at 2 Blue Road, Tinseltown. Upon entering a soundstage through the back entrance, he was greeted by the director. "You're here for the leading part, right? I hope you've brought your tool in mint condition. The part you play is a fridge mechanic. You knock on the door and say "I've come to fix your fridge, lady". You got all that?" Cliff said "My tools are in perfect condition." At this point, the director was confused, saying "How can you have two?! That's not possible . . . oh what the hell, get up there and do your thing".
As Cliff played the scene out to perfection, the director called him over and offered him a 5 movie contract. Cliff was so pleased to see such desperation after telling the director he's got a huge gun and that it takes only seconds to reload. From that day on Cliff gained popularity in underground porn world. Later that week, Cliff realised what he'd gotten himself into, and since he signed a contract he couldn't get out of it. Anyway, some celebrities started at the bottom and made their ways up the ladder, so I can do the same!
After starring in such delights as "A Clockwork Orgy", "Penetrator 2", "A Midsummer Nights Cream", "I've Come To Fix Your Fridge 1" and "I've Come To Fix Your Fridge 2 : Faulty Fuels", Cliff was given the opportunity to star opposite Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan 2. Cliff was delighted with his opportunity and the very next day he was driving his panzer in to the Warner Brothers Soundstage.
Just as Cliff was getting out of his Panzer, he accidently pressed the big red button that should never be pressed, firing 8 mm shells into Tom Hanks' new porsche and destroying half of the movie set.
Obviously, the director wasn't pleased, and in the blink of an eye, Cliff, complete with Panzer was being thrown out of Warner Brothers.
After sleeping in his panzer for a few days, he picked up another transmission from Hans Bierhoffen. War crimes were on his tail. It was then that Clifford decide to create a new background, a new life and a new identity - in South England.
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