Have you been tainted?

In order to find out if you have already been corrupted by Windoz complete the following questions, scoring 3 for each 'A', 2 for a 'B' and 1 for a 'C'.

1.What's do you do whilst your computer is booting?
a) Watch the 'Windoz' loading logo.
b) Go and make a coffee.
c) Throw darts at a Softmicro poster.

2.What is the approximate % of GUI based stuff on your PC?
a) 40%+
b) 1%-39%.
c) 0%.

3.When buying software what do you look for?
a) A big juicy Softmicro logo.
b) Value for money.
c) A text interface.

4.Which of these is your favourite game?
a) Minesweeper.
b) Tetris.
c) Moria.

5.What is an acceptable size for a Word Processor?
a) 12 Meg plus fonts, clipart, dictionary, etc etc.
b) About 2 - 5 meg.
c) 64k - including spell checker.

6.Which of these is best classic computer.
a) A Pentium with go-faster Windoz go-faster board and Windoz 95.
b) A Dec Alpha.
c) Anything with about 64k of memory, C-64,BBC,Spectrum etc...

7.What's the most important feature of an application?
a) Plenty of pull down menus.
b) Ease of use.
c) Small installation size, preferably less than 1 meg.

8.Which of these would best upgrade your machine?
a) Call softmicro and follow their advice.
b) Add more memory/differant CPU/Hard Drive etc etc.
c) Add a spectrum emulator.

9.Who do you most admire?
a) Bill.
b) Sir Clive Sinclair.
c) Charles Babbage.

10.If you met Bill would you...
a) Fall on your knees and yell "I'm not worthy!"
b) Ignore him.
c) Leap frantically at him, yell "FREEDOM!", then activate your time-bomb.

How Did you do?
28-30 points : You fool! You are completely indoctrinated by the word of Bill, if Softmicro had a fanzine you'd subscribe - if you're not already planning to write one.
25-27 points : It's not too late! Quick! Follow the three easy to follow stages to save yourself from the madness now!
21-24 points : Don't do it! The lure of GUI's is temping you - but resist - just say NO! kids.
18-20 points : GUI's hold no interest for you. You are safe, but be careful - lest Bill tempt thee.
14-17 points : You long for the days of the spectrum and tape drives. You wouldn't know a GUI if it slapped you round the face - congratulations!
10-13 points : You are a true saviour to the cause, 'Death to Bill' is your motto. Join the society now oh enlightened one!

DISCLAIMER :
I'm not responsible for my actions - My lawyer is.
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