Great RPG Quotes.
Here are some of the more memorable quotes from games I've played in or run...
"Should have married the troll!"
The female warrior mage's father was much more impressed with the troll fighters
manners and attitude than the rather wet and pathetic lay healer. And lo! The saying
was born!
"BEER! Give me BEER!"
Not as amusing as it could be until you find out that this was what my manic fighter
was demanding in a shoe shop, they assured him they'd get some beer (after getting hit
for saying they didn't have any) and promptly vanished out the back door never to be
seen again. After waiting about five minutes he moved next door to the cake shop...
"Just one more coffin can't hurt..."
Whilst opening various coffins in the end-of-dungeon nasties room and reaching the
last one we asked the question above only to find a greater vampire in the coffin which
nearly wiped the party out. Ooops.
"You're Botty!"
An exclamation by one of the other players at the antics of my robot-obsessed tech in
our spacemaster game.
"Kuyler was in on it??!!"
Two weeks after the end of their investigation into a vampire cult prompted by the death of a merchant one
of the players mentioned that perhaps Kuyler was involved in this one as well, at which point one player
finally realised that he was involved in the 2 week old plot!
"They can't be Brendolars - They would have said!"
Comment by one of the monsters in LRP after they approached the enemy camp after the previous encounter when their introduction to
the (enemy) patrol considered of 1. Hello 2. We're Brendolars. Whereupon the patrol charged.
"Yup! You'd definately recognise him again if you saw him."
Comment by me to one of the players in a Vampire game after they attempted to recall what the person they'd just murdered and buried looked like...
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