10. Contributor to my literature page.
9. The most hilarious Star Wars quiz that I've corrected yet.
8. The only self-proclaimed bard that I know.
7. A top barry sax blues player. He's the sax man!
6. A great golfer when nobody discusses Stephen King's writings or makes obscene gestures.
5. A JRR Tolkien road scholor.
4. Unknowing revolutionist on the idea of nerds in denial.
3. "Fun car!" owner.
2. Mountain Dew dedicator.
1. Atheist.
For these and other innumerable accomplishments, I hereby promote HQ to the honorary rank of BARD. Congratulations buddy, you've earned every bit of it!!