10. Contributor to my literature page.
9. The person I've had to nag at more than any other for his participation in my quiz.
8. A source of inspiration for all nerds.
7. The only USC band member more tone deaf than Mr. V.
6. My favorite candidate for "Lesbian of the Year."
5. One of very few football-playing nerds.
4. Someone too cheap to use a pay phone.
3. "Fun car!" fixer.
2. Known privately as the "nerd with a chick."
1. The smartest guy with the lowest grades that I've ever come across!
For these and other innumerable accomplishments, I hereby promote XP to the honorary rank of NERD. Congratulations buddy, you've earned every bit of it!!