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SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC- OR VENTURE OUTSIDE OF THEIR HOUSE AGAIN EITHER!)
TBMPHE IS WORKING ON
EXPIALACHARLESGRODINMONORAIL
TWELVE TRACKS OF BEEPY, ATONAL,
POST-INDUSTRIAL/TECHNO/TRANCE/NOISE WEIRDNESS
FOR YOUR LISTENING ENJOYMENT
SAVE YOUR RAVER FRIENDS FROM E! PUT ON A RAVE AT YOUR HOUSE WITH THIS MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND! IF THEY EVER GET OVER THE ENSUING NIGHTMARES, THEY'LL NEVER RAVE OR TAKE E AGAIN!
(OF COURSE... THEY'LL PROBABLY NEVER SMILE, HUG ANYONE,
A COMPILATION ALBUM!
***EVERYTHING*** TBMPHE SO FAR!
IT'S HIDEOUS!
AND A NEW ALBUM IS BEING WORKED ON!
THIS ONE IS LESS LIKE BEING ATTACKED BY BINARY ALLIGATORS!
BUT IT'S MORE MIND-FUCK-Y!
IT'S CALLED:
FOX FOR THE FIVE
I CAN DO BETTER HTML!
I JUST DON'T WANT TO SHOW YOU!
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE ME
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IN FACT, IF I REALLY LIKE YOU,
I BEHAVE IN A DOWNRIGHT CIVIL AND INTELLIGENT MANNER!
sOMETIMES WE MIGHT EVEN TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT MEAN THINGS!
WHICH IS BAD
BECAUSE
PEOPLE LIKE OBNOXIOUS
AND THEY DON'T LIKE
THINGS THAT MEAN THINGS
THE MORE I LIKE SOMEONE
THE LESS INTERESTED THEY BECOME IN ME
I DON'T DO THINGS RIGHT
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DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT
THE PAPER SHREDDERS
THEY CAN SHRED
THEY WILL BE UNLEASHED ON THE PUBLIC
THINK ABOUT IT
TRACK DESCRIPTIONS
THEY MUST HAVE IN THE PENTAGON
A 12-STORY BUILDING
IN 0.374 SECONDS
IN THE EVENT OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
DID YOU EVER NOTICE
THAT PEOPLE WHO PREACH AGAINST
I ALSO CLAIM
THE "TRUTH": LIFE IS CRUEL, GRIM, AND EVENTUALLY YOU DIE!
MY RESPONSE:
MORAL RELATIVISM
AND CLAIM THERE'S ONLY "ONE TRUTH"
ALSO ALWAYS CONVENIENTLY WIND UP
ON THE SAME SIDE AS "THE TRUTH"?
THERE'S ONLY ONE TRUTH!
BUT I'M AGAINST IT!
This is a "collection" of awful noise I created between the dates listed above. It's scattered across a myriad of tapes and CD-RWs. It's really, really, really bad. I'M ONLY INCLUDING IT BECAUSE I'LL SELL ANYTHING, EVEN MY LEFT EAR! BUT PLEASE DON'T BUY MY LEFT EAR! I NEED IT!Absolute Horror! (as ->0<-)
This was a 5-track demo I wrote in 2002. I was trying for "deep and meaningful" and wound up trying too hard. As a result, it gave me nightmares for weeks. It's ugly. The most interesting part of this CD, however, is that the last track on it was written when I was 16. It very accurately depicts my mental state at that time.D4!
I wrote this during the winter of 2003 when I had an unbelievably bad cold and had to take cough syrup 4 times a day for an entire week. By the 3rd or 4th day, I was incredibly loopy; the DXM just kept building up in my system, especially since I spent most of my time sleeping. I decided to take advantage of my altered mental state and made incredibly bizarre music for about 3 hours. I felt bad about this afterward, even though I hadn't done anything wrong, because I gave copies of this to a friend... and his 13-year old brother. Not wanting to give this kid the idea that drugs should be used to make music (even if they're used exactly according to the directions), I named the awful thing "Daniel, Don't Do DXM." AKA D4.Kirsten Dunst Has MAN HANDS!
This was another 5 track demo. I started going to U of D in Fall 2003 and so this project got sidelined permanently. Of the 5 tracks on it, named: 1. Kirsten Dunst Has MAN HANDS! 2. Look at them! 3. MAN HANDS 4. Also, When Avril Lavigne Covers Metallica It's A Sign That The World Is About To Come To An Abrupt Fiery End 5. Jared and the Void only the first 3 were completed to my satisfaction. The title track is available here. Soon. But it will be retitled.SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC-EXPIALACHARLESGRODINMONORAIL
YOU CAN'T GET OUT
ORDER AND CONTACT INFO
SO IF I EVER GET
SOME HORRIBLE FUNGAL RASH
GROWING ON MY
FACE
I'LL JUST TELL PEOPLE
"I'VE GOT A BAD CASE OF THE JESUS"
THEY'LL UNDERSTAND
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"HEY KID! I'MA COMPUTER!"
The Chen Lab
The English-challenged lab in which I work. The page is old and so I'm not on it. You will probably see my name in Science Magazine soon, however. (Update: is it there? Probably not (snarr))
We're busily researching the possibility of DNA-based computers, which, when combined with modern silicon computers, will have both serial (calculations and left-brain-ish stuff) and parallel (image recognition and right-brain-ish stuff) processing ability. Which means, in short, that we're making computers that will have the processing power of a minor deity.
"If God does not exist, I will create God with my own hands!"
Krelian, Xenogears
I'M A MAD SCIENTIST
Big Mouth Comics
A bunch of comics a friend of mine does. They're all drawn really well. The "Misanthropy" series is hilarious.
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE
INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE
I TRAVELLED THROUGH TIME