Craig David's Pictures

Ah... Bless 'im. Little old Craig. Young... talented... head like blackberry... beard like swarm of ants... Southampton bachelor pad rudely interrupted by... er... his mum living there. Yes, this youngster has a bright career ahead of him, as he endlessly slips into the musical territory currently claimed by Luther "Vandross" Vandross.

But lo! What is that voice I hear? Is it Craig's mum calling to me from the Southampton house in whose bushes I crouch, attempting to find more of Craig's Diary? Yes it is! And what's that, Mrs David? You say to me, "Stop being so mean about my ickle Craig. He is a talented artist, and to prove it, here are some pictures drawn by Craig himself!"

"Fine," say I, "I will reveal Craig's true artistry to the world!"

And here they are...