HILLARY WOODS
out of JJ72
This is your shrine!
'H' is for Hillary, pouting and pristine
Oooh, actually, both 'pouting' and 'pristine'
Begin with a 'P'
Which appears nowhere in the sweet name
Of Hillary.
(Let me start again...)
'H' is for Hillary, hillocks and horoscopes
'I' is for igloos and ice-cream
which me and Hillary could eat and live in...
But not in that order, obviously.
'L' is for lumpfish and... er... la-di-dah-di-dah
Which reminds me
Of one of Hillary's Basslines
'L' is for la-di-dah-di-dah and... er... lumpfish
Which remind me of... lumpfish, obviously
'A' is for amazing, which Hillary is
'R' is for Rumplestiltskin, which Hillary is not
and 'Y' is for...
Why oh why oh why...
etc.

Oh, Hillary, let our relationship move on
Can I call you Larry?
(it's the end of your name,
I'm not some sicko...}

Thanks, Larry.
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