ARE WOMEN FROM VENUS AND MEN FROM MARS??

• The FEMALES always make THE RULES.
• THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
• No MALES can possibly know all THE RULES.
• If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES.
• She must immediately change some or all THE RULES.
• THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG!!!
• If the FEMALE is wrong.It is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of sthg the MALE did or said wrong.
• The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
• The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
• The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
• The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
• The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.
• The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
• The FENALE is ready when she is ready
• The MALE must be ready at all times.
• Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm
• The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES can't take the heat,lacks backbone and is A WIMP!!!
  
  

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  MERMAID JOKE

  There's these three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish. Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says: "Ok, if you can really grant wishes, than double my I.Q." The mermaid says: "Done." Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analysing it with extreme insight. The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid: "Triple my I.Q." The mermaid says: "Done." The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc. The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends, that he says to the mermaid: "Quintiple my I.Q." The mermaid looks at him and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider." The guy says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free." Please," says the mermaid "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else...a million dollars, anything?" But no matter what the mermaid said, the guy insisted on having his I.Q. increased by five times its usual power. So the mermaid sighed and said: "Done." And he became a woman.

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