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Our Albums

Okay, so we haven't actually made any albums yet, or really any songs for that matter, but really...have you? Yeah, that's what I thought.

  • "Self Titled" - No, it's not a self titled album, that's the actual name. So when we're on the Billboard Heatseakers chart, it'll be The Onion Armada - Self Titled. Look for the first single, PH34|2 THE ONION ARMADA, to be released soon.

  • "Electic Oatmeal" - Electric Oatmeal's first single will peak at number 3. We will accept no less.

  • "Death Will Be Your Muffin" - Death Will Be Your Muffin chronicles a young man's troubled life, and his journey of self exploration via various sexual acts in McDonald's Drive-Thru's.

  • "They Had It Comin' " - Our fourth album contains tons (12) of rockin' tracks such as Dirty Juice and A Man With A Vision.

  • "Downfall." - Floppin' Down the Charts and Our Fame is Dwindling. A perfect summary of the album and coincidentally, the first two singles. During recording we plan on losing one of the members of the band to drug and/or alcohol addiction. The album's really gonna suck, so don't waste your money. Seriously. We're not even going to buy it. You are wasting your time even reading about it. Stop now. Really.

  • "Selling Out For Fun AND profit" - Featuring "Valvoline and Pizza Hut" and "Buythisandbuythat," we hope to gain fame again, which we of course will with a hit single. Gold unacceptable, Platinum minimum, Diamond assured. 1