The Page O' Dax.

   Yes, its a veritable conceit-me-do... a page all about ME!!!

I have started a diary of me... as if anyone cares.  See if you're in it and if I think you're a cunt!

Name:  Dax Desmond Francisco Turner

Age : 25

Lives : Staines, England.

Know associates : Nick Cooper, Steven Eley

So, me then.  I suppose I should start my story half way through secondary school, where the lack of mental stimulation due to poor education standards finally made me snap.  This was the time where I developed a reputation among my peers for being exceedingly cruel, despicable, violent and bad tempered but above all, drunk.

After leaving school, I chilled out a bit, went to college where I met a young lady with whom I subsequently moved into a flat with, spent 4 years with her before boredom forced me to walk out.

 I started working in the IT industry after college, did rather well making around £20 per hour in some cases.  Then I met a young lady with two children, spent four years with her (on and off).

Since then, its been an alcohol fueled frenzy of drugs and birds.  I met a bloke at a place I was working at called Nick Cooper, with whom much drinking was done (see Whirlwind).

Well, if you really think about it, I haven't done much at all with my 25 years that doesn't involve partying and womanizing, and I don't plan to, life still seems too short to stay in and watch TV like you do, yes you, you know you do you Eastenders loving idiot..