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Hens 4 Friends
Are you fed up with all
the usual pets, dogs, cats, budgies and the like? Feel like you're
not getting the love and affection from your pets that you need?
We at Hens 4 Friends
Ltd understand the needs of the modern day pet owner, and we're sure
that you'll agree when you see our range of fantastic hens!
With our high quality
ranges of pets, you'll find that a Hen does everything you'd wished your
current domestic animal could. No large lumps of stinking turds in
random places, no dead mutilated rodents at your doorstep, just Fun Fun
Fun with Hen Hen Hen!
Take a look at our
range of hens below and order online for a discount! Free box of a
dozen eggs with every purchase!*
*eggs not guaranteed to
be edible or free from salmonella
Econo Hen -
£15.99 each inc p&p
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Stunted
pecking ability
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Pathetic
flapping function
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Squawking,
with option to disable.
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Two
skinny legs
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Slightly
bent, moldy beak (option to remove beak, see picture)
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Able
to lay lumps
Standard Hen -
£29.99 each inc p&p
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Good
pecking ability (watch that corn fly!)
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Flapping
function and flight!
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Squawking,
teach it squawk your favorite song!
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Two
brilliant Legs!
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Straight
Beak... very handsome!
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Great
eggs for you!
Deluxe Hen -
£49.99 each inc p&p
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Amazing
pecking ability, able to perform basic sewing tasks
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Stupendous
flight capabilities, can carry small payloads!
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Sings
like an angel, and on command!
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Athletic
fitness makes this a fast running hen!
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The
greatest beak you've ever seen!
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Top
class chefs use eggs laid by Deluxe hens from Hens 4 Friends!
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Disclaimer:
Hens 4 Friends Ltd excepts no responsibility for Hens damaged or killed
in transit, especially Econo Hens.
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