Turnee's Holidays

You lucky bastards!  You get to read all about the times I went on holiday!!!  You're such a bunch of lucky cunts!!!  You even get to look at my badly taken photos!!!  Honestly, even an extremely handicapped person could do better!

2001 - Shag-aluf!

2000 - No pictures available... none taken.  Innocent people protected.

1999 - "Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies..."