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"ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS" |
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LIGHT HUMOR: |
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Many people are at a loss for a response when someone say "YOU DONT KNOW JACK SCHITT" now, you can handle the situation... |
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Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnet, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-Deep In schitt Inc. |
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In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deep religious couple produced six children: Holy Schitt, the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school drop-out... |
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Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and the produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt... |
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After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt Sherlock... |
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Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently married the Happens brothers in a duel ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Bryd and Horse... |
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Bull Shitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his bride, Pisa Schitt. |
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NOW, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt you can correct them and say "I KNOW JACK SCHITT!!!! |
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This was forwarded to me earlier today......... |
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It is always sad to have to send you a message like this. |
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Today there is a great mourning in the entertainment world...The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died today...The really horrible thing about his death is they could not keep the casket closed... They put his left leg in and ---------------well, you know the rest... |
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A burglar broke into a house one night and begin looking for valuables. When he put the CD player into a sack, a strange voice form the dark said, "Jesus is watching you!". |
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The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin. He looked around and didn't see anyone. He thought that it was probably his imagination. |
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Then he pulled the stereo out so he can disconnect the wires. Clearly he heard, "Jesus is watching you!". |
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Scared to death, he shined the flashlight around the room and saw a little parrot in the corner. Did you say that?, the burglar asked. |
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Yep, I said that, I'm trying to warn you, said the parrot. Who are you, ask the burglar? |
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I'm Moses, said the parrot proudly. What kind of stupid people would name their parrot Moses said the burglar?. |
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Probably, the same kind that would name their ROTTWEILER, Jesus said the parrot.... |
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Click on Bart's butt Fun page 2 |
SignGuestbookViewGuestbook |
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