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Webmaster's UFO Haiku |
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Wisdom seekers: No imminent paradigm shift would be complete without the thought of the possibility of extraterrestial visitation. The Webmaster contributes the below haiku to entertain both UFO enthusiasts and skeptics on this subject, basing each haiku on media or book accounts of alleged extraterrestial interaction with humans. Disclaimer: this haiku is for entertainment purposes only! Copyrighted in 1998 by the webmaster (Elizabeth A. Ochoa), each haiku on this page shall not be used without her written permission. |
| Early UFO Legends | ||
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| Nommo | Roswell | The Hills |
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"Nommo will arrive." Dogon dancers say,"Prepare to greet them again." |
Not planning to land, bulbous-headed wee folk smell cactus and meet us. |
Betty and Barney view Zeta Reticuli on alien map. |
| And now for some real UFO entertainment . . . | ||
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| Mothman | In Brazil | In Russia |
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Mothman sucks Jello-O through a straw before flapping his wings at twilight. |
Blue-skinned blonde seduces young farmer, grunts, smiles,points to her womb, then sky. |
Three-eyed, overalled aliens in silver work boots vaporize kids. |
