Brain storming couldn't produce anything better than:
Musings of The Transylvanian Sausage
that is "Musings" because this is not an orthodox column, "Transylvanian" because that's what I am, and "Sausage," because this column is not a column but a something resembling a thought sausage. But I was told this sounds like a butcher shop run by a vampire. (sobs)
Other names given by readers were:
The Transylvanian Slice, The Whining Lady
I'm Always Right and I Never Lie
Ella's Basket of Wonders
Not All Vampires Suck
Skewed View from a Transylvanian Tower
Dancing Tarantulas
(uh!) that is this column is about speaking the truth, however uncomfortable it is, voicing my outrage and self mockery.
Maybe the best is
''The Continuing Saga of the Endlessly Rhetorical
Transylvanian Sausage"
that is words for a modern world to ponder or the inimitability of life, its discontents and its pleasures and pains.
or
Transylvanian Raving Roamings
but
New titles are welcome!

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Ella Veres