Bumperstickers & Pins

These don't necessarily represent my political opinions, they just amused me. Some of them are not exactly new, but I put them up anyway.

Beam me back Merlin!

Be Witched

Doing my part to piss off the religious right.

DON'T PANIC!!!

EVE WAS FRAMED

Focus on your own damn family

God is coming and is she pissed.

Grow your own dope, PLANT A MAN!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to

If men became pregnant abortion would be a sacrament

ISIS * ISIS
Ra Ra Ra

Mentally confused & prone to wandering

My family is more dysfunctional than your family

Reality is for people who lack imagination

Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

God is not a boy's name

God please save me from your followers

Hi. I don't remember your name either.

If logic prevailed, men would ride sidesaddle.

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

Jesus saves!
By using double coupons and shopping wisely

Minds are like parachutes — they only function when open

Not a morning person doesn't even begin to cover it.

Sure you can trust the government. Just ask a whale or an indian.

As closer the new millenium does loom
I care less & less who goes to bed with whom.

Born OK
the first time

Come Out, Come Out
Wherever you are

Courtesy is contagious

CRONE
Creative Researcher Of New Experiences

A Day without Fairies
Is a Day without Sunshine

Don't Believe Everything You Think

Do Not Meddle In the Affairs of Dragons
...for You are Crunchy & Good with Ketchup

Having Abandoned My Search For Truth
I Am Now Looking For A Good Fantasy

I keep missing my X
but my aim is getting better.

IMAGINE a
functional government

I LOVE MY COUNTRY
BUT FEAR MY GOVERNMENT

I'M ONE TOO

I need somebody really bad.
Are you really bad?

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

"I took an IQ test and the
results were negative."

I used to have a handle on life,
Then it BROKE.

Jesus is coming
LOOK BUSY

Kali
Is My Copilot

Keep your rosaries out of my ovaries.

My Convictions
are NOT for public display

My other car is a broom

No Matter Where You Go
There You Are

No...No...NO

Practice Visualizing Your Turn Signals

Put More FUN in
DysFUNctional

Question Authority

QUESTION REALITY

Religious groups should stay out of politics or... Be taxed

Sex on television can't hurt you
...unless you fall off.

Smile — Pass it on

The More People I Meet
the more I like my Dog

There is no alternative to being yourself

There's too much blood in my Caffeine System

W.A.S.P.
White Anglo-Saxon Pagan

WE'RE ALL HERE
bacause we're not all there

Due to intense mind fog, all thoughts have been grounded