FUN & WHIMSICAL LAUGHTER

Really bad things to say to a Cop

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
   

2. Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
   

3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
   

4. Hey, you must have been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Great driving!!
   

5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer?
   

6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
   

7. Bad cop, NO donuts for you tonight!
   

8. You're not going to check the trunk are you? Oh, maaaan…
   

9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence
   

10. Didn't I see your butt kicked on COPS?
    

11. Wow, you look just like that guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand!
    

12. I pay your salary???!!!
    

13. So, uh, you on the take, or what?
    

14. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
    

15. DO you know why you pulled me over? OK, just so one of us does.
    

16. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. that's how far ahead of me they are.
    

17. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're the trained specialist! You tell me!
    

18. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control
    

19. Hey is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to my .44 magnum!!!
    

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