OK, so this one is not actually "funny".. its cute so I added it.
A barefoot little boy, about 8 years old, was standing in front of a shoe store peering through the window and shivering with cold. A lady who saw him standing there, approached him and asked, "My little fellow, what are you doing out here in the cold staring through that window?"
"I was just praying.. asking God to give me a pair of shoes, " was his reply.
The lady took his hand in hers and walked into the store with him. She asked the clerk for a dozen pair of socks for the little boy, and a basin of water and a towel. The clerk hurried to fill her requests.
She took the little boy to the back of the store, knelt down and washed his little feet and dried them with the towel. She then covered his feet with a pair of the socks,tied up the remaining pairs and gave them to him, and proceeded to purchase a pair of shoes for him. When she was all done, and the boys feet were properly cared for and covered she patted him gently on the head. "There now, dear child, no doubt that feels much more comfortable!"
As she turned to go, the astonished lad caught her by the hand, and looking into her face with tears in his eyes, answered her question with one of his own….
"Are you God's wife?"
Blessings to you and yours! Stay outta trouble!
