Ah, I see you've come onto my crazed mind...Well, read and thou shall know! By the way, these are all random thoughts so if you find youself offended by anything, go away and don't rant at me about it. There, my two cents...

Oh, BTW, the text in blue is the recently added stuff...

Thoughts:
new thoughts as of 02.16.01
* I still find the thought of the existence of x-tian witches rather hilarious. Read my rant on the begining links page if you haven't already...It's as if these people are trying to get the best of both worlds: being a "good" x-tian and having the power of God at their fingertips or something. Yes, I'm exagerrating it a bit. But really, as a typical x-tian, they're supposed to be SHEEP. There's a reason why they're the flock of God. I don't think these people understand that sheep are also not that bright, hence, they should follow without question and without trying to manipulate God's scheme in things. Mind you, I explain this as if speaking as a x-tian if that makes any sense...though I'm far from being such.

* I once read something...I think it was on a vampire themed page in the guestbook where someone flamed something about how the people there were "satanist worshippers." So, I'm thinking, 'dude, if the satanists have worshippers too, the x-tians have it pretty bad since they're the end of the chain!'

*"Santa" and "Satan" are pretty much the same word with the "n" in different places...

*"Got" and "get" aren't really words...sort of like "ain't"

*You know how there's that "thou shalt not worship any other god than me..." line? my repsonse that, I think, would be fitting to say this. He's jealous of other deities, and he's being self-centered and selfish...think about it for a while, and it all makes sense...

*Ever wondered if Christ reborn is this Father Christmas/Santa we all know? After all, in days like these where there are so many who don't even care about religion, could it be that he's gone to try to gain favour of those kids and bribe them, since the adults no longer hear much besides the cash rolling in and the sound of the mailman dropping off more bills?

*Ever wonder if the entire world and our universe surrounding us were all part of someone's dream in some distant realm and we're all in it?

*What if the Apocolypse is all made up as a plan for the government to do a mass destruction of secret files that they don't want anyone to see and claim the world's going to end?

*Ever read Stephen King's "The Stand"? If so, ever wonder what you'd do if you were one of the victims? Ever wonder what you'd do if you were one of the survivors?

*Have you ever noticed that in various fantasy novels/series, that some of THE most powerful magic user people usually and almost always come from these dinky villages out in the middle of the country? Example: Rand al'Thor of Emond's Field in the Two Rivers on the borders of Andor, turns out to be the almighty Lews Therin Telamon/Kinslayer/Lord of the Morning/Lord of Chaos/Dragon Reborn. (from The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan), Raistlin Majere of Solace of the continent of Ansalon of Krynn (from the Dragonlance saga started by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman) goes to become the most powerful mage in history, going back into time to kill the great Fistandantilus to proclaim himself as he instead and reinacting the feats of the archmage and then coming back to the present to challenge the gods themselves. Ever notice that?

*There's this jar of Marschino Cherries in our refridgerator and on the side of the lid, it says "Real cherries may contain pits." It kinda makes you wonder. REAL cherries may contain pits? Well, I know that! But...it's a real thinker, isn't it? It's kinda as redundant as putting a sticker on..say a peach...that says "Real peaches may contain pits". Sheesh!!! Of course real cherries and real peaches contain pits!!! eek!! It's like they underestimate the intelligence of some of us people out here in the real world!!!!

*On stuff like Velveeta. it says something like "Processed cheese food" Oooo....yum...I'm sure everyone would like that! I'm being sarcastic of course. But you know, can't they make normal cheese and not 'processed cheese food'? really...the industrialized thing is getting way off hand, don't you think?

*Ever wonder if the sun were really just a giant lens flare off of the Creator's camara and it's bouncing off our little spiral universe we live in?

*You know, with all these problems in the Middle East and many circling over who gets Jerusalem, you've got to wonder if it's really a debate over religion, who got their first, who hates who now, or who has the most land now. Jerusalem's supposed to be a holy city, yes? yes. of course. Now, something that might be interesting to make a point with would be the phrase of WWJD? (What would Jesus do?)After all, Jesus seemed like a rather non-violent person, no? and here these kiddies are, warring over who gets control over the holy city. Really, if you think about it, the countries involved are like little kids fighting over a holy candy bar....*wonders about that metaphor* Well, you know. Everyone wants it, it's holy, and good things are wanted all the time. I don't know. I say, make it a neutral state and whoever still wants to fight about it, we can put them in a walled up place without any weapons and let them fight over it and leave the rest of the people alone. (The origin of this pondering sprouted from the fact that we're studying the probs in the Middle East in History/English class at school. We're supposed to pretend we're presidents of Middle East countries and have a Peace Conference where the goal is to get everyone to bring forth peace. Our group (Syria) says to give the Golan Heights back to Syria or at least the north half of it, give West Bank to the PLO (Palestinian Liberation Organization) or at least half since they keep demanding they get some land to make their own state under their own rule. Syria would get access to all ports in Lebanon in exchange for a peace treaty and removal of Syrian soldiers and giving assitance in helping Lebanon rebuild their torn country. That'd be our arguement...and for those who've forgotten already, this is a school project, not stuff I'm pondering out on my own. Well, that too. I thought some of this out. But it's not something I want people e-mailing me to debate their ideas. Unless you really wanted to, then...*shrugs* it's up to you...)

*You know how long ago sometime around the middle ages plus or minus a centry or three, that a fatherless child was considered to be devil spawn? Ah, my thoughts...What about Jesus? There's a slight prob. If Mary's little miracle were actually true and she happened to give birth to a child not spawned by Joseph...We have a large problem, according to this old belief...

*A while ago at the grocery store as I was looking at the store's selection of cheeses, I noticed one clearly stated this: Natural Cheese. Natural cheese? Well, isn't all cheese supposed to be natural? So what, is everything else BUT that cheese artificial little styrofoam fakes?! I have no idea...

*We have this bottle of zinc tablets and it claims it contains 'real oranges.' Well, are there plastic ones that people go around eating? I don't know if anyone's really that interested in eating plastic oranges or anything simulated to look and taste like oranges. There are really only real oranges that people want to nibble...

*Another thing, one thing I don't quite understand is that when people at the cinema order a large buttered popcorn with EXTRA butter and then a small diet soda. I don't get it. Why bother?

Random e-mail stuff:
Here's perfect forward that got sent to me titled "Only in America..."

> > Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
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> > Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
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> > Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
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> > Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
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> > Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
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> > Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
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> > Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
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> > Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...
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And I have an addition to that list. Only in America...do people order a large popcorn with lots of extra butter flavouring and a small diet coke, at the cinemas...Mind you, that diet coke is watered down with ice.

Life's little mess ups
This is something else I've come up with. Every-so-often, there comes a phrase. So, I have my collection of life's bloopers so to speak. Everything here is something I've found myself or people I know say them. Those individuals I will keep anonymous, of course. Oh, BTW, my comments to the quotes will be in double parenthesis...Unless, of course, they've been commented by already in the monlogue/dialogue.

~"Do you know how many people are looking for AIDS?!" ((looking for AIDS? wha?))

~"...the other religions...they're all imported from other countries..." ((whoa....they import religions now? Ooooo.....))

~this one person: "Hey, when'd it stop raining?"
~me: "since the sun came out..."
~this one person again: "you know, that's the best answer to that question I've heard. Everyone else says, "oh, about 15 minutes ago...", "half an hour ago...".... ((somehow...classtime seems to be most amusing when the class is in moderate chaos...))

~"Jade just left the building..." (this was my reply to the teacher during role call. Yeah, Jade's my real name. *gryns*. I was spacing out and I didn't realize what I'd said until a couple second later. so I don't know what happened. and unlike the usual, I didn't think about saying it. I think it just worked into a habit at that time. *shrugs* or I have multiple personalities that come out a certain times. *laughs*)

~"...she fights for evil..." ((This was in reference by a friend of mine of why she likes the show, Buffy: the Vampire Slayer. *ponders* What...so does she have this evil twin who fights for evil now?! Somehow...I doubt that...it'd definately be weird though...))

"...and their customs are pornography..." ((This was part of something someone I know said. She was giving a presentation and everything she said, she stated as a question cause she was so nervous. All except this phrase...Kinda makes you wonder how much you miss if you don't pay attetention to what nervous people are saying. *laughs*))