The Cold, Dark Pit Of Dark Coldness

Here's a picture you can't see!

Hello. Welcome to the seeming unpleasantness of Dark Coldness. But wait! Just throw on an extra couple of layers and grab a candle or a lamp or something, and it will be light enough and maybe even somewhat warm. You see, we just figured that it was damned uncomfortable when the light is so bright you have to sqint and the air is so hot you're just a big old wet sponge. It's easier to adjust this way. Besides, "The Sweltering Hot Pit Of Convenience Store-Level Brightness" just doesn't have the same hearty ring to it.

Anyway, since you're here, we thought you should know that the sad truth is that the history and present of this world, though we have have been grossly misled to believe it is not so, is in fact full of:

Torture
Pain
Agony
Torment
Immense Suffering
Angst

You see, it's all part of our Master Plan to reconnect those two horribly misaligned hemispheres of your brain and put them to some productive use. In this world of darkness and suffering there has been no way for you, the average consumer, to escape the dim pit of "consciousness" you have been unknowingly cast into on the day of your birth. Who would do such an evil, pointless thing? Ah, the guilt is as widespread as an airborne virus travelling smugly and expectantly on the torrid "El Nino". The public schools, your treasured but lying, deceiving, mind-warping television, and yes, even your well-meaning but misguided parents.
But now there is a way...

Enter the pit below, or stay behind in your irrational, mindless, truthless daylight...

Adit

(We used to have problems, but then we found The Cure)

Tor Johnson's important message!

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