Liber w : The Invasion of the White Suburban Swimsuit Cult
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Suddenly, the building collapsed and the Goddess Eris rose from the Horizon.
"Have you come to take his immortal soul and intestines?",
asked the priest.

"NO," said Eris,
"I'VE COME TO PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS!"

Suddenly, the corpse's hair began to grow.
It grew until all that was left was a big hairball.