If you've been in SoHo recently, I'm sure you've heard it. If
you don't know what a spork is, refer to the picture.
Frogurt himself is a follower of Spork, as are many people in SoHo.
Why honor a plastic utensil? That is answered simply by
stating that it is a combination between a spoon and a
fork, and anything that versatile could be nothing less
than a divine utensil. Still, the Spork is more than a utensil,
it happens to merely be the manifestation of true power, the
power of balance. Unlike many other organizations, we do not believe
in inquisitions or crusades to drive out our oppositions. In fact,
we do not even feel we have oppositions, only those that have not
seen the true glory of Spork. Although we will readilly defend
our symbol, the Spork, we do not provoke others into fighting.
We do not need to advertise our cause to any great extent, instead that
will be done naturaly, at the proper pace. Ultimately, Sporkism
is a utopian ideal at its core, there is no evil, no good, no
chaos, no supreme rulers, only Sporksters, some of which who have
supported their cause most fully. Yet there is more, for endless
stretches of time and space the spork has exsisted, the history
of this grand object is known as...
...finally, after this long wait, some of the tale has been entered onto the page.
If this information is enough to make you want join this glorious cause, e-mail the Church of Spork, or you may continue reading one of the following pages, and perhaps you will change your mind...
Sporksters-this is the list of followers known to Frogurt
Council of Frogurt
Sporksters-this is the list of followers known to Frogurt