Cowhead, a.k.a. Rhino Rear, Rancid Bloat, "Big Mama"
This is the human who claims to have spawned me. I personally don't see much resemblance. Although I do have to give her credit for contributing to my continued survival, the thought of spending 9 months in her innards turns my stomach. She is currently obsessed witt all cats and cat-related materials (which makes shopping for Christmas and birthdays a breeze). She used to be obsessed with horses and horse-related materials, but since one fell on her and rattled her brain, she's feared them. Note: Making cats fall on people does not have the same affect as a horse.
Age: Unknown
Weight: Better off unknown
Most-Used Phrases: Clean up this room, Make your bed, What have I told you about embezzling?
Old Fart, a.k.a. Steer Nuts, Gimmie Money, "Daddy-O"
Another reputed relative, aged beyond his years by the sacred institution of marriage. Although I doubt (or rather, hope) that my lineage is not grounded in the anemic genetic sea of this planet, this old guy has been more or less my role-model for how to live your life and I've learned from his mistakes. Therefore, I will never have kids, get married, or buy a Subway. He also taught the proper method to kick cats.
Age: Even older than Cowhead
Number of Opposable Thumbs: 2
Occupation: Who cares? It pays the bills.
Beavis, a.k.a. Che, Doofus, Nathan
Claiming to be my younger brother, this person seems to bear a SLIGHT resemblance to myself since people frequently insult me by saying that we lok alike. Easily identifiable by the fact that he wears all black clothes all the time.
Age: Younger than me
Height: Shorter than me
Hobbies: Bugging me
