So, you've found your way to my sick, wicked little corner of the Web, have you? Heaven knows what sadistic mind placed a link on his/her/its Web site that leads to this place, but whoever they are, he/she/it's probably pretty cool.
You probably want to know what you're going to find here. I can assure you, that there is no porn here, and the references geriatric anal sex orgies are purely symbolic and implicit. You're not going to find any devotions of love to some air-headed scientologist celebrity or a temple to the current pop star of the week. You're not going to find any poorly researched, half-baked political or religious evangelism, although you'll probably find some stuff berating said evangelism. You're not going to find any rambling, day-by-day diaries detailing every minute of my life at a third-grade spelling level, except when I write while drunk.
Ok, so you kow what's NOT in my site. You probably want to find out what's IN my site. That's best answered by actually seeing it. The thrust is humor, although I've been told there's a certain amount of sardonic wisdom in it all. I don't see it, but there's no accounting for taste.
What you will learn, I will not say. What my motivations are, you must not know. What the point of all this is, I haven't decided yet. I can assure you, though, that this site is probably one to the top million non-porn sites on the Web that focuses on original content.