Ice Cream in the Wrong Places

    The Dropped Ice Cream Cone

    He dropped the precious ice cream cone,
    So he picked up a stone.
    Threw it at a dog and made hime loose his bone
    Made a nasty call on the telephone
    Shouted at his mother with an evil tone
    Till his older brother came,
    And kicked him in the shin bone
    Punched him in the face
    Gave him and eye that shone
    Said,"Watch yer tone on that telephone
    And where's my ice cream cone?

    Hapiness in Your Ear
    Joyous hapiness
    Grinning ear to ear
    Where are you?
    Where did you go?
    Why the hell can I write poetry
    Only when I'm bummed out?

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