The Senile Seadog's Diary of Doggerel Ditties

I love the arts; Though they just be tuneful farts

My Poems
My Poems are irrepressable
Though they be reprehensible
Cause they're so insensible
And often incomprehensible
When they say things so unmentionable
And tell tales most incredible

Table of Contents

The Quick Wit The Quick Bum The Quick Loon The Quick Craft The Quick Lam The Quick Tilly The Quick Ball The Quick Chill The Quick Peep I scream in the Wrong Place Eyes On the Bear Mod Tod Finds God

Free Bird finds a Nest Free Sock Finds a Hiding Place Feast for a Yeast Ding Dong Dell Lazy Day Dreams Brave Indian Scout A Frustrated Cat I'm the Goose Derailed Choo Choo A Perfect Pearl Betty Rejects Me The Sneeze Tease

Rainy Day Dream The Sad Grad On My Desk Mood Food Lions Roar The Bard God's Truck Famose Port The Muddy Rug Tight Flight Pork Chop Hill Honorable Mole

The Happy Turk Sea Fun The Pie Flies The Clinic The Genius The Heart Breaks The Locusts TV Clyde Broken Hoe Blues The Hog Log Pivy Livy FREEDOM AT LAST