Ding Dong Dell Alarm
I sit on top of the dell,
And ring my moisy bell,
For I have all to tell
The World is going to hell!
The Grumpy Bitch
Is an Ugly Witch
She carries around a stout hick'ry switch
To beat upon people's most sensitive nitch
She like to pick on those not rich
Whenever she's got a crabby itch
Cause her life never flows without a hitch
Her minds never too far from a drainage ditch
Ain't no Mud 'Tween the toes
If you've got web feet
Pass the buck
When you loose your pluck
And yer stuck in the muck
Soon you'll find out
No one gives a F--k
For a laughing lame duck
Who ain't got no luck.
