The Loon

    The Loone

    The Loone
    Whistles a tune
    While gazing at the Moon
    Hopes his Love will fly home soon
    Her presence will be a joyous boon
    They'll celebrate by feasting on cloistered prune
    Hee'll make a gift of his choicest plume

    Plastic Surf
    Lets's go down by the Surf
    And lie on the Astro-turf

    No Nuthin Know-it-all
    If I knew all that's known
    I'd know but but a tiny fraction
    of what I'd have to know
    If I knew Everything

    The Dump
    Hump
    Grump
    My ego's in the sump
    My Throat's got a lump
    I just got the dump!

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