I Called Her On The Telly
How are you?
Have you got the flu?
(If you don't I'll sue
Or give you poisonous brew
I'm feeling fine
(Though not quite devine
As I sit and pine)
I must play the game
To make her tame
Just the same
She doesn't remember my name!
(Just a line I pitch
When I've got the itch)
Great feelings of shame
Through my body came
I wanted to maim
That rotten dame
Sp I told a lie
Said I'd drop by
Picked up a whipped cream pie
Threw it in her eye
Made her stop and cry
Said "See ya by-n-by
(but it was only a dream
a silly moon beam)
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